{"product_id":"valentines-are-the-worst-hardcover","title":"Valentines Are the Worst! - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAlex Willan\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eAlex Willan\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAn unsuspecting Gilbert the Goblin finds himself in the crosshairs of cupids and their heart-tipped arrows in the hilarious latest installment in The Worst! picture book series, where even the strangest of creatures can become the best of friends.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWho needs valentines? Not Gilbert the goblin! There's no time for cards and hugs and all that mushy malarky with far more important matters at hand--like, uh...eating tacos. When Gilbert bumps into a squad of cupids bent on showering him with love arrows, he runs for his life! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is clearly proof that \u003ci\u003evalentines are the worst\u003c\/i\u003e! Can Gilbert avoid the trappings of the holiday or will love find a way?\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf it was Alex Willan, and \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e Gilbert the Goblin, who was in charge of writing the stories, he'd make a book called \u003ci\u003eAnchovies are the Worst!\u003c\/i\u003e. Alex is the author-illustrator of the Worst! picture book series and the Jasper \u0026amp; Ollie series, as well as the illustrator of \u003ci\u003eGot Your Nose\u003c\/i\u003e, written by Alan Katz. Alex lives in Chicago with his dog, Harley, who is the absolute best. Visit him online at AlexWillan.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 40\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.48 x 11.11 x 8.75 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 30, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45084993650864,"sku":"9781665962612","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1121\/0060\/files\/qIGueMyAT9781665962612.webp?v=1777992784","url":"https:\/\/sidekicksptown.com\/products\/valentines-are-the-worst-hardcover","provider":"Sidekicks Ptown","version":"1.0","type":"link"}